frostfire ([info]frostfire_17) wrote,
@ 2005-11-15 02:04:00
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Current mood: fanwhore

this is what I do instead of sleeping
Title: Dogtags, Grannies, and Alien Priest(esses)
Author: Frostfire
Rating: NC-17
Summary: But what about JACK?
Notes: Semi-companion to Lt. Col. Cameron Mitchell etc. etc.

Frostfire1217: dude, can you blame Cameron?
Frostfire1217: my personal Cameron, anyway</>
Frostfire1217: for wanting to DO THEM ALL
lt paradigm: I can only blame him in one sense
lt paradigm: JACK WAS NOT THERE
lt paradigm: HE HAD NO PERVINESS FOR JACK
Frostfire1217: he--did! kinda
Frostfire1217: just...not really onscreen
lt paradigm: Jack deserves perviness, nay! demands it
Frostfire1217: if he'd been joining SG-1 as Member Number Five, he would have perved on Jack
Frostfire1217: look, you want Cameron perving on Jack?
lt paradigm: um ... would Daniel crush him?
lt paradigm: in a purely hypothetical sense, yes
Frostfire1217: luckily, I am willing to consider universes in which Jack and Daniel are just friends
lt paradigm: up the perviness factor
Frostfire1217: here
Frostfire1217: Merry early Christmas

Frostfire1217: Cameron spends a lot of time thinking about General O'Neill.

He wonders how the hell the guy managed all these years without burning out, or getting killed, or snapping and killing one of his team members.

Especially that last one.

Some brilliant people he's working with, here, but also some really—he'd guess the polite word is focused.

He's starting to understand his grandmother a lot better, nowadays. Cruel to be kind and all that. Especially when he's yanking Jackson away from some translation five minutes after gate time. Eight-plus years and apparently he hasn't learned that Sgt. Walter waits for no man.

So when he thinks about it, yeah. General O'Neill is his new role model. Guy had some stamina, doing this for so long.

Honestly, any guy out on the field—hell, he was out on the front lines—at forty-whatever has Cameron's respect, and General O'Neill was the best of the best right up until he was promoted.

Still looks good, too, Cameron thinks. Gray hair, yeah, but still has that lean, rangy build, still moves like he's a hell of a fighter. Sure, a little older, a little stiff, but damn. O'Neill has definitely still got it.

—and, whoops. Don't be thinking those thoughts about generals, Colonel Mitchell, you’ll go straight to hell without looking back.

He can almost hear his granny saying it.

Which is surreal, but that's life these days. Seeing the weirdest of the weird every day. His days are full of aliens and evil priests and King Arthur. His dreams are just—strange. And nobody warned him that leading an SG team doesn't leave much time for a love life.

So—understandable that his mind would wander. He gets some head trips while jerking off, these days. Last night, lying in bed, he came gasping at the sense-memory of catching Jackson when he fainted, big warm archaeologist in his arms and shit, there he went.

It's the problem with the military, he thinks. Not enough women, too many men. That plus an enforced fitness regimen can be a little much, when you're not quite ruler-straight.

So, horny, head trips. He doesn't actually want a general. Because—a general.

He wonders if thinking about Colonel O'Neill would get around that.

A few years ago. Younger, fitter, less gray. Dressed in BDUs, dog tags clinking against his shirt, eyebrow raised, what are you looking at?

Okay. That—that's doing the job. Cameron takes a breath and gives up on getting anything done tonight.

He's read some mission reports, so he knows that O'Neill has scored on a bunch of other planets.

He can picture it—alien wine, alien customs, alien priestess—and hell, why did they have to end up with the Priors? He comes in hearing every alien priestess story ever, and who does he meet? Ancient blind guys. It's not—

—this is kind of a sore point, sometimes.

But Jack. He can see it. Beautiful alien woman, Jack coming in all easy confidence and sarcastic aggression, maybe pulling his T-shirt over his head for a ritual bath—

—oh Christ.

He's got a hand down his pants now, can't help himself, doesn't want to. It's a hot night, windows open, breeze coming through, and he's sprawled back on his couch sweating and jerking off to General—

Colonel

O'Neill.

'S'all right, he thinks. Not like anyone can see.

Which leads him back to the Priors and reading-of-minds and okay he needs to stop thinking about them right now.

Jack.

Jack.

He can't—the alien priestess is gone, suddenly, and it's just Cameron, saying Jack's name.

Totally forbidden, no way does he know O'Neill well enough to use his first name, and he grips himself harder as he thinks about it, thinks about maybe next time O'Neill comes for a visit, passing him in the hall and saying, Hey, Jack.

The image makes him choke and gasp, just that simple little—oh, God.

He probably wouldn't even notice. He's a casual guy. He—Cameron closes his eyes and sees Jack, pulling his T-shirt over his head. Boots off, easy and casual, undoing the pants—probably still talking while he does it.

He can see it—weird mix of concern and sarcasm that's Jack O'Neill, he'd be asking Cameron what he likes, what he wants, and it'd be half-innuendo, half just a good guy who wants to make sure his partner has a good time.

You like that? Yeah? Sure, we can do that. Pants off, naked except for the dog tags, coming over to press Cameron down onto the couch—his breath is coming in quick, ragged gasps.

Jack over him, careful and thorough, he can bet Jack would be the type to watch you come screaming once or twice before he went at it himself—

—Cameron doesn't fantasize about getting fucked very often. But—

Jack would do it right. He arches off the couch, legs falling apart as he imagines it, Jack making deadpan comments about how—responsive he is, while his fingers worked lube in, maybe just watching him writhe for awhile before pushing in and—oh, God—

Cameron comes, eyes squeezed tightly shut, fingers still working over his dick and Jack's hands imagined on his body.

Frostfire1217: hm. the-end-for-now




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[info]rydra_wong
2005-11-15 11:24 am UTC (link)
He doesn't actually want a general. Because—a general.

He wonders if thinking about Colonel O'Neill would get around that.


*heeeeeee*

And see, this rings so very true to me. Because judging by "Origin", he is totally intimidated by General O'Neill's Generalness, but he is also entirely crushed out on everyone in SG-1.

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[info]rydra_wong
2005-11-15 03:40 pm UTC (link)
P.S.

And yay for the funny and the hot. Because the world needs more porn which is funny yet also smoking hot. It is an underutilized yet delightful combination.

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[info]frostfire_17
2005-11-16 01:09 am UTC (link)
he is also entirely crushed out on everyone in SG-1.

OMG HE IS.

the world needs more porn which is funny yet also smoking hot

This is what I love about Stargate. Such a perfect medium for the above. Mmm.

Thank you!

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[info]rydra_wong
2005-11-16 07:06 pm UTC (link)
P.P.S.

He comes in hearing every alien priestess story ever, and who does he meet? Ancient blind guys. It's not—

—this is kind of a sore point, sometimes.


Ah, the lesser-known genre - the "Aliens Have *Not* Made Him Do It, And He's Really Kind Of Disappointed About That" story.

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[info]adafrog
2006-01-13 07:31 pm UTC (link)
he is totally intimidated by General O'Neill's Generalness
OMG, so true.

Perfect story. Perfect perfect. More, please!

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[info]jic
2005-11-15 02:47 pm UTC (link)
*vbg*
yessssss.

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[info]frostfire_17
2005-11-16 01:10 am UTC (link)
Heh. Camwhore WINS.

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[info]dsudis
2005-11-15 03:04 pm UTC (link)
rmmmmm.

This is equal parts "Awww! Cam! With your puppyish crushes!" and DEAR JESUS HOT. Even if he keeps mentioning his granny. I love the total kink of Cam perving on a superior officer.

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[info]frostfire_17
2005-11-16 01:11 am UTC (link)
*snicker* The granny thing just kinda happened. Looking back, yeah, maybe it is a tad odd. But hey, the show seems to suggest that she was a defining influence on our dear Mitchell's life...

This is equal parts "Awww! Cam! With your puppyish crushes!" and DEAR JESUS HOT.

Hee. Thank you! 'Swhat I love about Cam; he's so *versatile*.

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[info]rydra_wong
2005-11-16 04:56 pm UTC (link)
'Swhat I love about Cam; he's so *versatile*.

It's the combination boyscout/pervy-fanboy thing he's got going. He thinks it's dirtybadwrong to lust after superior officers (and colleagues, and subordinates, and Sodan warriors ...), and yet he does it anyway, because they thinks they're all OMG SO AMAZING. It's cute.

(Although personally I think his Teal'c-crush is the cutest).

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[info]wildmachinery
2005-11-15 03:54 pm UTC (link)
I've just got to repeat: I FANGIRL YOU MUCHLY. *hugs*

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[info]frostfire_17
2005-11-16 01:12 am UTC (link)
*blushblushblush*

*hugs back*

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[info]resonant8
2005-11-15 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Actually visibly blushing now. That was exactly as hot-and-embarrassing as it needed to be.

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[info]frostfire_17
2005-11-16 01:13 am UTC (link)
Well, as a return, your icon is making me blush. Whoo, boy.

That was exactly as hot-and-embarrassing as it needed to be.

*blushes for different reason entirely* Thank you!

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[info]resonant8
2005-11-16 03:10 am UTC (link)
Isn't it hot? That's Naono Bohra, and you should see the explicit parts.

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[info]kung_fu_chick
2005-11-16 05:15 am UTC (link)
Bad bad BADBAD Frost . . . now I'm not going to do *anything* useful Christmas break except bug you to watch SG with me and then write pretty things after it! Jeez, glad my laptop's not facing the room and the light's out . . . *smirking blush*

Another triumph! And I thought you wouldn't get any work done tonight!

*hugs*

^_^

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[info]frostfire_17
2005-11-16 07:23 am UTC (link)
bug you to watch SG with me

ooh. You better watch it. Those are dangerous things you're saying, there. *slow, evil smile* I'll bring my taped episodes home with me.

...heh.

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[info]cofax7
2005-11-17 05:13 am UTC (link)
Oh, good god. That... works. Frighteningly enough. Totally hot.

Yikes!

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[info]_minxy_
2005-11-17 09:07 pm UTC (link)
OMG, Cameron is such a fangrrl, but I totally love it, because not only is this in character: annoyance with Jackson, a not ruler straight guy fantasizing about coworkers because he has no time to find anyone else to populate his fantasies, but kinda getting around it by idealizing the objects of his desires?

It... WORKS!

But I agree with [info]rydra_wong (who pointed me here, btw. Thanks for that!) that the Teal'c crush is still my favorite.

Still, can't argue with the hawt, and dialog interrupted by sensations, and the fantasy of the sarcastic lover and omg the HAWT. Thank you so very much! *scampers off to find more smut*

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[info]bugchicklv
2005-11-18 01:32 am UTC (link)
WOW! I think *I* got lost in that daydream/fantasy! NOT a good thing to happen when *I* am still at work too! (*blush*)

YUUUMMMY...so glad that, slowly/surely, more writers are discovering the hawtness that is Ben. NOW--if only they'd totally pr0n out Mitchell/Jackson. Cause I NEEEEEED that!

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[info]paian
2005-11-25 02:23 am UTC (link)
Eeeexxxxcellent. He's definitely going to Granny's very special hell. Love the way Mitchell sees Jack. And since he's fantasizing about a role model, he's sort of doubly doing himself here, which is very cool. This -- Last night, lying in bed, he came gasping at the sense-memory of catching Jackson when he fainted, big warm archaeologist in his arms and shit, there he went -- is icing on the cake. *g*

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[info]stellahobbit
2005-11-26 01:16 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah. Cameron gets to do what all the fangirls wish they could ;-)

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[info]janedavitt
2005-11-26 01:46 am UTC (link)
I'm a flailing heap of guh right now. Love the way he thinks and you really captured the breathless, disjointed thoughts going through his head.

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[info]tafkarfanfic
2005-11-26 05:29 am UTC (link)
You know why this is hot? Because it's the way MY head works.

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[info]frostfire_17
2005-11-26 05:33 am UTC (link)
...heh.

So we still on for...next weekend, was it? SG-1-fest, season 7? Because it's the end of classes on Friday and I reeeeally want to celebrate. ^_^

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[info]rolleson
2006-01-13 05:13 pm UTC (link)
I rarely, rarely read slash.

This is so hot.

*brain melt*

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[info]frostfire_17
2006-01-16 03:28 am UTC (link)
Excellent. I am swaying het minds. *steeples fingers*

*grin* So glad you liked it; thanks for commenting!

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[info]ivorygates
2007-04-25 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Oh My Jesus God.

I think I'm going to hell just for reading this.

*pants*

More?

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[info]prehistoric_sea
2009-01-19 03:34 am UTC (link)
wow, damn girl, that was keyboard melting hot.

*will be in my bunk*

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